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    <title>Juju: Beware the pretzels that bite</title>
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      <title>Beware the pretzels that bite</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;IMG BORDER=0 SRC="http://www.juju.org/archives/bushbooboo.jpg" ALT="bushbooboo (9k image)" HEIGHT=190 WIDTH=150&gt; = &lt;IMG BORDER=0 SRC="http://www.juju.org/archives/bushpretzel.jpg" ALT="bushpretzel (17k image)" HEIGHT=229 WIDTH=400&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;What do you tell a &lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/americas/newsid_1758000/1758848.stm" target="_blank"&gt;president&lt;/a&gt; with two black eyes?  Nothing you haven't already told him twice.  bu-dum-bum&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Kudos to Fark for making me laugh so hard I almost fainted and hit my head on the corner of my desk. See Fark's photoshoped pics of Dubya &lt;a href="http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=99152" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2002 14:58:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <author>Tony Buser</author>
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