Juju

SOS: Students for an Orwellian Society - I would say its a lot of funny satire, except for the fact that it's doubleplus ungood scary truespeak.

This is a very well done video mix of Bush and Blair singing a song about going to a gay bar, gay bar, a gay bar bam... damnit I'll have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. (here's a direct link in case the page doesn't work right like it did for me)

Eminem's new video 'Mosh' is a scathing indictment of President Bush and the War in Iraq.

I never thought I'd say this, but Eminem deserves some respect. This is a powerful song and it made the hair on the back of my neck tingle.

Watch it in real player format or windows media. Here's a link to a larger quicktime version. More info here. (try to ignore the lame html that doesn't render right in mozilla)

Bush misspoke as he delivered a speech at the signing ceremony for a $417 billion defense spending bill:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Maybe this wasn't really a joke?

By the way, that includes another $25 Billion (pinky to corner of mouth) for the war in Iraq. I was thinking about some other ways we could spend that money. For instance, remember back when he signed bills to give money to NASA for manned missions to the Moon and then on to Mars? Well, recently they cut funding for the Mars mission by $1.1 Billion (it was already seriously underfunded) and they cut another $538 Million from the Moon project. Oh yeah, they also cut $613 Million from the Environmental Protection Agency and $111 Million from the National Science Foundation. According to the Mars Direct Plan it's estimated that they could fund the entire mission for ~ $21 Billion spread over 10 years. Or we can blow through $25 Billion in about six months getting innocent people killed.

First we have a story about Iraqis visiting on a civil rights tour, sponsored by the State Department. They're here in our great country to learn more about the process of government. However, they were banned from the Memphis city hall by the city council chairman, Joe Brown who feared the group saying things such as -- if they entered the building "he would evacuate the building and bring in the bomb squads" and:

"We don't know exactly what's going on. Who knows about the delegation, and has the FBI been informed? We must secure and protect all the employees in that building."

Looks like they went to the perfect place to learn about civil rights. Joe Brown from Tennessee? All I could find from google was good ol' Judge Joe Brown.

Then there's a story about Republican congressional candidate James L. Hart.

He is an unapologetic supporter of eugenics, the phony science that resulted in thousands of sterilizations in an attempt to purify the white race. He believes the country will look "like one big Detroit" if it doesn't eliminate welfare and immigration. He believes that if blacks were integrated centuries ago, the automobile never would have been invented.

He shows up at voters' homes wearing a bulletproof vest and carrying a gun, and tells them that "white children deserve the same rights as everyone else."

Despite his radical views, Hart may end up winning the Republican nomination because he is the only GOP candidate on the ballot in Thursday's primary.

Can anyone explain to me the bit about the automobile never would have been invented? Seriously, I don't get it.

Remember the Subservient Chicken? Behold the Subservient President! Here's some good commands I found:

• dance - do it more then once, sometimes he dances with an iraqi prisoner with a hood over his head, other times he dances with an intern?
• look for wmd
• look for osama
• take off mask
• die

Yes, you heard that right, George W. Bush Resigns From Office. Yeah right I wish. Some people have too much time on their hands. The 25th Anniversary of the Dukes of Hazzard is pretty funny too.

This is pretty cool. You enter a search tearm and it queries google along with the names of candidates for US President and then ranks them. It's pretty damn smart, see the not a chance in hell which intelligently shows good ol' Al Sharpton as number 1. And of course miserable failure shows you know who.

For all your anti-Son of Bush flash animations needs, check out Bush Flash.

"Don't hate us because we're Americans, just hate our government."

Translation: This is not a weapon of mass destruction. Although I am against the war in Iraq, I'm much more against France. It's always great to make fun of cheese-eatin' surrender monkies. For instance, goto google and enter: "french military victories" and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.