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Woman caught flashing on live TV on the Today Show. lol

BBC - Derby - Unexplained - The E-bay Haunted Painting Funny I never heard of this bit of internet folklore. I must admit when I saw the picture of it, I got a chill. Also make sure you click the link at the bottom of the page to see the text from the original ebay ad and the rest of the pictures, or click here.

Anyone care to give a theory on what the hell this is supposed to be??? uhmmm...

CNN.com - Girl suspended for stick-figure doodle - May 2, 2002

Stick Figure = "terroristic threat". Jesus... and the other day there was a story about a lawsuit over the suspension of kindergarteners playing cops and robbers and pointing their fingers around pretending they're guns. Pretty soon kids will have to goto school in bubbles and padded rooms. I think the terrorists have already won.

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Nothing like following up a story about a philipino midget spy movie with this news: Amy and I are engaged! Start saving up for wedding gifts... assumeing we don't hop on a plane to vegas to get hitched by Elvis at a drive-thru, which sounds like a pretty damn good idea to me. :)

freedomforum.org: Teen asks Tennessee county to display Islamic pillars. "Bradley County, one of several Tennessee counties to vote recently to post the Ten Commandments, has been asked to include the Five Pillars of Islam in its displays of religious documents in public places." You go, Rachel Cate. I agree totally if they're going to put up the 10 Commandments, then they better be prepared to post every single religious document from every single religion. I think Anton LaVey's works should go right next to the 10 Commandments.

Some cheese eatin surrender monkey claims that the US invented air attack on Pentagon. France Surrenders.

N!KKES INDEX::French Intellectuals to be Deployed in Afghanistan to Convince Taliban of Non-Existence of God: The clean-up portion of the ground war in Afghanistan heated up yesterday when the Allies revealed plans to airdrop a platoon of crack French existentialist philosophers into the country to destroy the morale of the remaining Taliban zealots by proving the non-existence of God.

Ashcroft sings - Oh. My. God. This man is insane... and check out this story which sums up his lunacy thus far. Scary.

�{�b�̬y�檺KiKia is maybe... just MAYBE a little more scary than the ghost woman in the doorway thing... then again everyone says I'm a big weenie for getting scared by that too... don't worry about the japanese, it doesn't ruin the effect. lol