Juju
Aborigine Asks Court to Spear Policeman to Death
Aborigine Asks Court to Spear Policeman to Death. I'm speechless. wtf?
Mammae Masculinae - man boobs
Why do ment have nipples? Not as exciting as I thought it would be... but they do talk about this guy that had 5! And a woman that "allegedly nourished a child via an extra nipple on her thigh".
Which drink are you?
What is your medieval vocational personality?
I hate all those "what x are you" tests... but sometimes I find them amusing. According to this one, I'm a The Benevolent Ruler. Go figure, I would have thought I'd be the town idiot or just another peon.
"Your distinct personality, The Benevolent Ruler might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. You are the idealistic social dreamer. Your overriding goal is to solve the people problems of your world. You are a social reformer who wants everyone to be happy in a world that you can visualize. You are exceptionally perceptive about the woes and needs of humankind. You often have the understanding and skill to readily conceive and implement the solutions to your perceptions. On the positive side, you are creatively persuasive, charismatic and ideologically concerned. On the negative side, you may be unrealistically sentimental, scattered and impulsive, as well as deviously manipulative. Interestingly, your preference is just as applicable in today's corporate kingdoms."
Honestly I don't think it describes me very well. :)
Which Pre-1985 Video Game Character are You?
 I am Mr Do.I am sedentary by nature, enjoying passive entertainment, eating when the mood takes me, and playing with my food. I try to avoid conflict, but when I'm angered, I can be a devil - if you force me to fight, I will crush you. With apples. What Video Game Character Are You? |
The One OS
Yeah, geeks and Tolkien: It's like the chocolate hitting the peanut butter. Click the more link ->
"Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows XP CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned it on. I gave a cry and groped for the tongs, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry; it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' I received the CD in my shrinking palm: It seemed to have become thicker and heavier than ever. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, an inscription finer than anything I had ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth: "12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7 D78E78BEDE820945092OF 923A40EElOE5IOCC98D44 AA08E324" I cannot read the fiery letters, I said in a quavering voice. 'No,' he said, 'but I can'. The letters are hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But this in the Common Tongue is what is said, close enough: 'One OS to rule them all, one OS to to find them, 'One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.' Yeah, geeks and Tolkien: It's like the chocolate hitting the peanut butter. "
