Juju

This story makes me sick: Beam Us Back, Scotty!. Jeeeeeeze, some people read a little bit too much into things. Relax man. Enterprise has a bad theme song, but the show is not half bad. From the article: "There's a heavily Freudian element in all this: His father's failed big ship is referred to in most episodes, and we get frequent flashbacks of little-boy Jonathan playing with a remote-controlled toy rocket with his father, literally trying to get it up. In the show's iconography, T'Pol represents a castrating woman as well as a scheming racial inferior, and when he talks to her, Archer often sounds like the hero of a 1950s movie beating back the heart-freezing bitch who's trying to crush his vitals." Good god man, what are you smoking and can I have some please?

Today on retarded white trash dance lessons: gypsy2step.wmv (warning 11meg file). Jesus H. Christ this made me laugh. :) Ever see that episode of Seinfeld where Elain dances?

The Enron Voice Mail System, 2002

ok, so Liza Minnelli is getting married. And she's posted her wedding registry online so poeple can like, buy her stuff... uhm... ok... let's all chip in and get her those 16 napkin rings she needs. Only $250 bucks a piece. wft? lol whats really scary is it looks like a few of the things have actually been bought. And not the cheapest things either. I think this is just a sinister plot by Elsa Peretti, whoever that may be. :)

Q: What do you think happens when you throw a slice of processed cheese (without removing the plastic wrapping) onto a lit barbeque?

The plastic melts giving off highly toxic fumes and you are left with a pretty grim cheese/plastic mess welded on to your BBQ, right?

WRONG!

A: Cheese Racing

Despite being posssibly one of the most amusing domain names I've seen in a while, this site is just plain... wrong. On so many levels. It's scary lol: Butt Ice creating relief and comfort for Hemorrhoids. And after taking a look at the "applicator", then seeing a graphic that says "Plug n' Pay" on the order page. Truely disturbing!

One of my favorite movies:

I am Michael Bolton from Office Space. Take the test and find out who you were.

This nutjob legally changes his name to Hong Kong Phooey. See full story. His wife is a wee bit upset:

"If he thinks I�m calling myself Mrs Phooey he�s got another thing coming. He�s done daft things before but this takes the dog biscuit."

Literally. She's quoted as saying that. lol He looks more like Zoro meets Santa Claus to me.

"Danny was a bit upset. But she should be honoured to be married to a Number One Superguy who�s quicker than a human eye."

See: clintonquarter.jpg. Going for $6.50 on ebay at the moment.