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Fantasy Gaming Institute Invents 24-Sided Die; Social Retards Rejoice (insert beavis laugh here)

Too true.

Oh. My. God. Get out a puke bag and click here. And to think David Hasselhoff used to be cool... what ever happened to Micheal Knight? I think that video was directed by the same guy that did the Weeee Squirrel. Ya know I'm kinda scared, I kinda like it. :)

They can not be serious... looks more like an april fool's joke. They say George W. Bush, the preisdent, the republican president, the one that made a religious nutcase like Ashcroft the attorney general, is a fan of The Osbournes?? And wants to invite him to the White House?! Que the Twilight Zone music.

X-Entertainment - Orko's Return He-Man Cartoon Review... He-Man rules! Period. :) I wish I still had all my old action figures and my precious skull mountain set with that thing that changed your voice. Man, I could probably buy a house selling all the stuff I had on ebay. Hmmm I wonder if cartoon network plays he-man...

According to my webstats, the number 3 search engine phrase that brings people to my site - man boobs. And somehow I made the number 3 spot spot on google when searching for man boobs... right under the Man Boobs Support Group webpage. shivers Ok so I posted one damn story about man boobs and now I'm like man boob central. Come to think of it, by posting this story I may increase my man boob quotient to the number one spot. Go man boobs! Uhm, wait a minute...

N!KKES INDEX::French Intellectuals to be Deployed in Afghanistan to Convince Taliban of Non-Existence of God: The clean-up portion of the ground war in Afghanistan heated up yesterday when the Allies revealed plans to airdrop a platoon of crack French existentialist philosophers into the country to destroy the morale of the remaining Taliban zealots by proving the non-existence of God.

Despite sounding like slang for an odd sexual act from Opie and Anthony, this story is pretty freaky. They found a new species of camel in China that survives on salt water in an area that was up until recently used for nuclear testing. They want to make them classified as "critically endangered" (more endangered than the giant panda) because of poachers. Guess nobody thought that the nukes going off around them had anything to do with it. Best quote from the story: "...some have taken to planting dynamite and other explosives around the water holes where the camels come to drink... So when the camels come to drink they step on them, bang! They are blown to pieces and picked up as meat." mmmm... salty camel meat...

Denver Concrete Vibrator

uhmm... "American manufacturer of the highest quality, dependable flexible shaft, pneumatic, high cycle, and external concrete vibrator tools - an industry leader in sales and service since 1980"... Do they realized how funny this is? (and no, the site isn't about that kind of vibrator, sicko)

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